Neon Lights

...Are satanic. I mean, really, the last thing I need is some ultraviolent bright light in my face. Neon lights trick you. They trick into getting your attention. You're walking down the street, saying 'twas and 'tis, and suddenly...WOW! A bright object that distracts you, and thus could kill you in an infinite number of ways! It hurts my eyes, too. When its night, I love the ambience of it. And then out of nowhere, bang! A neon light ruins the perfectly cliched movie atmosphere!

Flashing neon lights are even worse. On and off, on and off. And if you've ever gotten close to a neon lgiht, you know the annoying buzzing sound it makes.


Neon lights are bad.