'Twas and 'Tis

I hate people who say "'twas" and "'tis". It makes me angry how people can tolerate it. It's intolerable. The structure, the usage, the everything. I have no idea how it got famous. Must have been some sort of history class gone wrong. And when idiots say it, it makes it so much worse. "'Twas great fun!" "'Tis a good day today!" Look, get it straight:

YOU'RE NOT BRITISH.

And, to add to that, Brits don't say that, either. Why do people still use these archaic phrases? It's stupid, pointless, annoying, and more. 'Twas and 'Tis are the worst things to come out of Britland since Oasis. Most people who say it are also pretentious. Why would anyone say those two words from hell unless they were being sarcastic? Nobody sounds witty or smart when they use it. Why not say "That was great fun!" or "It is a good day today!"? There is no reason to sound idiotic or pretentious when you're just trying to get a simple point across.

So don't.